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"How dare you disparage our jar of mayonnaise," said the bacon, lettuce, tomato and the bread, "Its brilliance is beyond reproach."
ReplyDeleteThe noted "mayonnaise" is a $1.95 bottle parading around like a $5.00 bottle of Hellman's.
DeleteThe Crime Wave in DC... Good one!
ReplyDelete"We have to stop research now that the Neanderthals are back in charge" would be funny if it weren't so true.
ReplyDeleteAll excellent and will be republished elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteEvery morning I wake up and my first thought is literally, "Is he DEAD yet?!"
Voenix, your question reminds me of this: Somewhere online someone retold an old joke from the Soviet Union. A man goes to the newsstand every day, picks up the latest day's paper, scans the front page and puts it down -- and he never buys one. After a few months the newsstand operator asks him what he's been looking for in every day's paper. "An obituary," the man replies. "But obituaries are on the 3rd last page, not the front!" the operator informs him. To which the man says "The one I'm looking for won't be."
DeleteSo VERY true!
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