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The new house is much too close to the old house...
I'll post more when I can.
The new house is much too close to the old house...
ReplyDeleteProbably trying to hide behind it. I mean, look at that thing. Even the plants in front of it look like they've died from embarrassment.
#3: More floor-to-ceiling windows, so everybody can see everything that's in it, aside from the fact that half their stuff is outdoors anyway (I guess they like having bugs around). And it's not hard to tell what kind of people live there. Pool table, exercise machines, big-screen TV, ghastly furniture, even ghastlier abstract art, swimming pool, waterfall..... and not one book. Not a single one. I'd go mad.
John Waters' rule: If they don't have books, don't fuck them.
DeleteThe books are probably in the west wing library/salon that isn't visible. I venture a guess that the owners share the sentiment of Gloria Upson, Patrick Dennis' girlfriend, when they visited his Auntie Mame. "Books are awfully decorative, don't you think?" Mame, blank stare and silence.
DeleteThat is a computer rendering of the real "Villa Valhalla" near Marbella in Spain. Meaning the objects inside are not real. At 8.9 million € a cheap bargain. Not sure if it has been sold. There is no west wing, only a bizarre display room for three cars. Anyway, the enormous glass panes an all sides are not propitious for books or valuable art. Marbella in the summer is hell. BTW, the property comes with sufficient acreage to worry about inquisitive neighbors.
Delete#'s 4 and 5 would be great if there were a guarantee of no mosquitos. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHope all is okay with you and Jerry.
Anon@7:09am - We're fine, just very busy lately.
DeleteHomes 2,3,4,5- it seems they’re in flood zones. :\
ReplyDeleteTake your time. Be well.
ReplyDeleteAlan - Thanks.
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