By Andy Borowitz - April 14, 2023
Ginni Thomas Vows Not to Let Husband’s Problems Interfere with Her Work on Supreme Court
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Ginni Thomas has reassured the American people that she is doing everything in her power to keep her husband’s mounting ethical issues from interfering with her work on the United States Supreme Court.
Acknowledging that her husband’s controversies were a “distraction,” Thomas said, “They shouldn’t keep me from doing the important work I was sent here to do.”
“There are reproductive rights to shred and environmental protections to erase,” she said. “Regardless of the mess Clarence has gotten himself into, I need to keep my focus.”
Calling her post as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court “a job I’ve loved for the past three decades,” Thomas said, “I’m hopping mad that Clarence would do anything to jeopardize that. But anyone who thinks that I’m giving less than a hundred per cent to my work doesn’t know what Ginni Thomas is made of.”
Ginni Thomas Vows Not to Let Husband’s Problems Interfere with Her Work on Supreme Court
Acknowledging that her husband’s controversies were a “distraction,” Thomas said, “They shouldn’t keep me from doing the important work I was sent here to do.”
“There are reproductive rights to shred and environmental protections to erase,” she said. “Regardless of the mess Clarence has gotten himself into, I need to keep my focus.”
Calling her post as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court “a job I’ve loved for the past three decades,” Thomas said, “I’m hopping mad that Clarence would do anything to jeopardize that. But anyone who thinks that I’m giving less than a hundred per cent to my work doesn’t know what Ginni Thomas is made of.”
5 comments:
A GREAT satire which many might perceive is truth, unfortunately. Also, it MIGHT be closer to the truth than many might suspect. Quite amusing to read! Thanks for posting, Rick!
No doubt, some conservative will have a knee-jerk reaction and call the whole article "false"?
She's the greatest Supreme Court Justice this nation has every had!
He knows what's going on, but at the rate they both don't crooked things, even if the article is to be believed, one of the other is going to take the other one out, taking them both down.
Satire notwithstanding, that bitch needs to be slapped up one side and down the other. Where does the GOP find these Gorgons?
Oh, I think I know what Ginni Thomas is made of...! 8D
Andy Borowitz is reliably hilarious! Thanks Rick!
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