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That last one is so true it got me laughing out loud.
And yes I’m 'old as shit' and I remember the sound they made, the smell of the burnt powder and the weight of the pistol in my childish hand :-)
Laurent - Ah, memories.
Yes , I know what those are and I am indeed old as shit lol
The second one "As far as I know" reminded me of a game a friend and I used to play with the phrase "If I'm not mistaken." Logically, the statement "If I'm not mistaken, xyz" is always true, regardless of what xyz is. Examples: "If I'm not mistaken, the Earth is round." That's true. "If I'm not mistaken, the Earth is flat." Then I'm mistaken, so the phrase "if I'm not mistaken" makes the statement true.
By the way, I'm old enough to remember caps, too.
-Larry
I guess I am "old as shit" at 65---The olden days!!
Gentlemen,
I am adopting a new philosophy on life as I become aware of my eventual demise. If I repeat myself and someone notices, if I forget someone's name, if I take a tumble and bruise an elbow and someone comments, If I forget to zip up my fly or wear my undies on the outside, if I have chocolate stains on my t-shirt and someone points it out, I just tell all the someones, "Hey, you bunch of fucking assholes, I'm OLD, that's what we do. So shut your fucking mouths, you over-observant ass-wipes." And then I say, "And sorry for all the bad words, I'm old and my brain can't edit what comes out of my mouth anymore!" That seems to shut the someones up quite nicely.
And recalling those rolls of caps, My parents must have bought a very cheap cap gun for me, because when it broke I remember unrolling them on the sidewalk and hitting them wit my dad's metal hammer for the same effect. And yes, Laurent, that aroma from the burning powder was an intoxicating aphrodisiac for a youngster.
Larry - A curious and interesting game.
Milleson - Wow, you've thought that out! Or, are you recounting an incident or two?
All but one, wearing my undies over my pants, were true incidents I recalled from memory, and it'd just a matter of time for the undie episode!!!
Milleson - Yep, just a matter of time. :-)
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