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Friday, April 15, 2022

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Chag sameach!

Ten signs you might be at a Republican seder:

10. They refuse to answer the four questions
without a subpoena.

9. They demand a recount of the ten plagues.

8. They defend not increasing the minimum wage
on the grounds that according to Chad Gadya
it still costs only two zuzzim to buy a goat.

7. The afikomen is hidden in the Cayman Islands.

6. They refuse to open the door for Elijah
until they see his immigration papers.

5. They attack Moses for negotiating a deal with Pharoah
because why would we negotiate with our enemies?

4. They don't understand why the Egyptians didn’t
cure the plagues with hydroxychloroquine.

3. They omit the parts about slavery from the Haggadah
because it reminds them of Critical Race Theory.

2. They keep saying “when do we get to
the miracle of the Jewish space lasers?”

And the number one sign that you might be
at a Republican seder:

1. They end the seder by singing
"Next year in Mar-a-Lago."


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