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They forget the most important reason we have hands... let me let go of myself so I can continue typing.
ReplyDeleteThe MAGAts are all dumber than he is.
ReplyDeleteYou should have never posted that first picture...he is going to get some ideas... and a even bigger head.
ReplyDeleteLuke - *chuckle*
ReplyDeleteNumber one: no matter that he was plunged into (orange) gold to become the statuefie(n)d image of GOP's greed-grinder, still he's always looked as a stillborn ass-hole for good reasons.
ReplyDeleteSecond one: ehh... To masturbate? To slap the ass I'm shoving? To retract a partner's foreskin? To throw a pink cream-pie on the face of my retired policeman neighbor?
Nazis? Not so much. Most of the worthwhile Nazis were hired and 'wealthfully' welcomed by the Americas in the late 40s so...
Number three: c'mon, don't be so hard on Foxy-Shitty-News. Hush, don't tell them yet but, since Poutine's toy was fired, they're now on the payroll of China's top administration. And those ones are laughing just as much as the puppet-masters they are can when enjoying the show they're giving to their GOP'pill-filled public :-)
Fourth one: Holy crap! For a country which is supposed to have invented the modern era's advertising mojo and sense of finding THE line well... your marketing guys just suck. They just should have selled it with sth like "It will only take two quick shots in your arm for you, Sir, to get a Herculean boner whenever you want. As for you, Ma'am, you'll just have to connect your G-spot to whatever Prince Charming (or hungry werewolf Rocco-like endowed) dick's GPS of your desires."
See? No biggy. Epic fail, though.
[Is it the new moon acting on me? Or maybe bank holiday's mood? I feel like I could write silly things again and again. You must be glad you did not not post dozens of pictures in this one, Rick]
Stupidity is its own reward.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all of these, Rick. It's like the atheist memes you collect. Eventually, we'll repeat it enough that maybe some common sense will sink in? I realize you're preaching to the choir. But the choir appreciates it and who knows when a stray sheep will wander in?
BatRedneck - I like your additional ideas for uses for hands. (True. I'm glad I posted only four today. :-)
ReplyDeleteuptonking - I've often wondered why I do this, when most viewers share my opinions on politics and religion.
Oh Rick, this one goes like a poison dart right into my heart :-(
ReplyDelete[Me enacting Snow-White right after the red apple thingy: "arghhlll...bumblrr...shlicky-bluurp...proot-fart...] Well, the whole goo-ish thing does not have an actual stable color so I will not depict it, yet it has a smell that can be found in Versace's perfumes - or is it Gucci's?
I 'm just kidding. And I will most certainly be back with more ideas as to how we guys can put our hands at use.
[OnLy On WhateverYourShitisDotCom! Oh Yeaaahhh...]
The Thing That Might Have Been
ReplyDeleteI sit in awe of that first illustration. So reminiscent of a still picture from one of Leni Riefenstahl's films she made for Hitler to showcase his military might and need for power and control. The choreographed and staged displays of thousands of troops, youth groups and armaments were both dazzling and obscene in their scope. And had it not been for the cooler heads of the Pentagon chiefs (read war mongers when needed) who could read this orange idiot like a one page book, that coup attempt scene might have very well played out. With two exceptions: a blue t***p flag would have been flying instead of the Stars and Stripes. You remember that flag, don't you? The flag that represented all of us until 5 years ago. And the golden gargantuan should have looked less like the Hulk and more like the Bulk. The belly should have resembled one of those prize winning 2000 lb. grotesquely shaped pumpkins at the State Fair.
We got lucky, very very lucky. Thankfully enough sane Americans braved all kinds of adversity and roadblocks to cast their sacred ballot for Joseph Biden. Have any of you seen any Biden flags on display anywhere? I haven't because it's not about a man but about a country still hurting from the great divide the former president has caused. Much to do, but until the members of the GOP and their news outlets and supporters stop spreading lies and misinformation that they know to be untrue, we'll have to endure this sad stalemate for a while longer.
Now let's return to the picture and allow me to get a little creative and snarky. If you look closely, you can see the image of a person standing behind a dais between the legs of the golden gorilla (I mean no offense to the gorillas of the world). Now let's imagine that person is the former Cheeto-in-Chief, and in the middle of the ceremonies, that benevolent statue does us all a favor and unloads a massive 2000 lb. turd on the speaker. If you listen closely, you can hear one person, then another, and another, and then the entire gathering cheering at the top of their lungs. And then the jets in the background fire on the craven image of the aspiring despot and blast it into golden oblivion. Now that's a scene I'd like to see play out!!!!!
Milleson - Wow, you gave this some thought! Very good writing. The most important words, to me, were: We got lucky, very very lucky. Unfortunately, some day our luck is going to run out.
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