Some levity...
These are similar to what I posted a few days ago...
Day 1 – I Can Do This! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 3 – Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 4 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 5 – Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots.
Day 6 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 7 – Strawberries: some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 8 – Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. She’s a Web Designer.
Day 9 – I realize now why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 10 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
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Nice you must be or delete your ass I will.