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Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Post-15935...

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week." The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week." The member of Congress was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen members of Congress lined up waiting for a free hair cut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor.

 Thanks Randall!

4 comments:

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2018 2:54 AM

    When I wake up in the morning I get out of bed, then I put more wood in the stove, then I make a cup of cocoa, While I sip it I type into my cum-pewter, Sicko Ricko. Well, Ricko ain't so Sicko. As to the gnu-des he displays there always a couple I download. Then there are his political toons which are my religion. After that the nature and architectural stuff like there are this morning the animals which I think should be labelled as to whatever the fuck they are, they are so adorable ( like those 2 baby owls. and the buildings, where are those buildings), I hate nicknames for certain things like buildings are nick names, the proper name should be "williamdings" ) Well keep up the good work. John of Vermont, another wacko

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  3. XersexJanuary 31, 2018 11:19 AM

    very nice story!

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  4. SickoRickoFebruary 10, 2018 1:55 PM

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    Anon-2 - Thank you, John of Vermont.

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Nice you must be or delete your ass I will.

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