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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Post-5756...

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

…Then You’re Probably A Dog!

2 comments:

  1. hmmm.. Smokey pretty much rules the roost here.. and he totally will NOT eat the same stuff day after day. He loves 'people' food and as you know, his Mommie is quite the accomplished Kook, er, I mean COOK...

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  2. My belly laugh for the month. Would love to write more but the cat is screaming to be brushed.

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Nice you must be or delete your ass I will.