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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Post-1761...

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We're all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish, and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not ... a Congress!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!

9 comments:

  1. BAWHAHAAAA!
    *wipes out a tear*

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  2. bambamtop@aol.comAugust 21, 2011 1:16 PM

    Rick, I love this, thanks for sharing
    BamBam

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  3. I thought it was an Unkindness of ravens.

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  4. Love the rich, different complexities of language.

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  5. DeepBlue - Sad, ain't it?

    Bambamtop - You are very welcome.

    GayPornFans - I called a friend of mine who knows stuff and can look up stuff and he couldn't find anything to what you referred.

    Karl - Me too.

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  6. possibly a "lick of lesbians" could also be used

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  7. Anon - The friend I mentioned above coined the term "Consensus of Lesbians".

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  8. LMAO - OHHHHHH so true!!!!

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Nice you must be or delete your ass I will.