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LOL. That's hilarious!!! I have got to lift that one for a future Just For Fun post.
ReplyDeleteOMFG!!! I thought the shades were pulled down! Well, now you know. If you're smart, you'll invest heavily in the company that grows English cucumbers. I will make you a rich man!
ReplyDeleteLast one made me laugh...
ReplyDeleteMilleson,
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of this joke.
A man is growing nice huge tomatoes in his garden.
Seeing them, his lady neighbor ask him how he does to have such nice large red tomatoes.
He told her: I get infront of the tomatoe plants while naked under my robe and I show me naked to them.
Later, the lady who tried it many times had no success.
The man ask her how her tomatoes were doing,
She said, not that much success with my tomatoes, but you should see my cucumbers. They are very elongated...
JiEL - *chuckle*
ReplyDeleteI don't get it: how come a sandwich made from a cucumber between two slices of marshmallow is so funny?
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll just leave silently...
BTW: I guess you are aware that cucumbers can easily be carved, like perfect counterparts of fleshlights.
(of course they know, you moron)
Jiel
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one that I hadn't heard. It might interest you to know that most of the English cucumbers we get from Costco and other food stores are grown at Windset Farms in British Columbia.
BatRedneck - Oh my!
ReplyDeleteMilleson - That's interesting to know.