Interesting Philosophical Gems:
"War is God's way of teachingAmericans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
"My favorite machine at the gym isthe vending machine." - Caroline Rhea
"How many people here have telekinetic powers?Raise my hand." - Emo Philips
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikazepilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire
"All right everyone, line up alphabetically accordingto your height." - Casey Stengel
"My opinions may have changed, but not thefact that I'm right." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter,hurried away." - Benjamin Franklin
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett
"The difference between stupidity and genius isthat genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birthcontrol are already born?" - Benny Hill
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill anda laxative on the same night." - Dave Barry
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.Very few people die past that age." - George Burns
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe isthat it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson
"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now thatmoney is desperately needed for political ads." - Andy Borowitz
"At every party there are two kinds of people - those who wantto go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they areusually married to each other." - Ann Landers
"War is God's way of teachingAmericans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
"My favorite machine at the gym isthe vending machine." - Caroline Rhea
"How many people here have telekinetic powers?Raise my hand." - Emo Philips
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikazepilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire
"All right everyone, line up alphabetically accordingto your height." - Casey Stengel
"My opinions may have changed, but not thefact that I'm right." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter,hurried away." - Benjamin Franklin
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett
"The difference between stupidity and genius isthat genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birthcontrol are already born?" - Benny Hill
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill anda laxative on the same night." - Dave Barry
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.Very few people die past that age." - George Burns
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe isthat it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson
"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now thatmoney is desperately needed for political ads." - Andy Borowitz
"At every party there are two kinds of people - those who wantto go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they areusually married to each other." - Ann Landers
4 comments:
LOL. Some of those are very true!
Waterson and Burns both score. But... "The difference between stupidity and genius is
that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein is my absolute favorite.
Loved this. More of the same, please.
:-)
Einstein's quote is so true. As to Ann Landers' one: if a couple can't have independence towards each other then it's no longer a couple, it's a ward/prisoner relation :-)
brilliant!
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