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Some levity...

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

I'm so excited: It's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter - the living room or the bedroom.

Homeschooling is NOT going well: Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog... we laughed a lot.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.