A husband and wife decided to use a secret code word
when they wanted to be intimate - so their child wouldn't catch on.
Together they agreed to the word "typewriter."
One evening, the husband asked his 5-year-old daughter,
"Go tell mommy that daddy wants to type a letter." She ran off
and told her mom, who replied, "Tell your daddy he can't type right
now, there's a red ribbon in the type writer."
A few days later, the wife told the daughter,
"Tell daddy he can type that letter now." The little girl ran to
her dad, then came back and said, "Daddy said nevermind the
type writer - he already wrote the letter by hand."
when they wanted to be intimate - so their child wouldn't catch on.
Together they agreed to the word "typewriter."
One evening, the husband asked his 5-year-old daughter,
"Go tell mommy that daddy wants to type a letter." She ran off
and told her mom, who replied, "Tell your daddy he can't type right
now, there's a red ribbon in the type writer."
A few days later, the wife told the daughter,
"Tell daddy he can type that letter now." The little girl ran to
her dad, then came back and said, "Daddy said nevermind the
type writer - he already wrote the letter by hand."
LMAO, good one!
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