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LOL! Back in the days I was teaching in a private high school (1984-2001) there was this idiot student living in a dairy farm of his family and as teen agers boys are sometime affected in their brain with too much testosterone, he had the «bright» idea to put his dick in a sucking machine that mechanically milk cows.
ReplyDeleteThe thing happened that he end up in ER with his dick sadly damaged.
I don't remember how this finished but many of his friends were just laughing to him.
I have to admit, as soon as I stopped laughing when I found this, I thought of Rick!! Ya'll Enjoy!!
ReplyDeleteOh my, and this was sang in 1956, Wow!! Indeed, I was laughing but after reading JiEL's comment I gave it a second thought. The temptation to stick our "willys" into anything (no matter what age) is tempting. But I can remember young men talking and saying "she gives head better than a Hoover vacuum.
ReplyDeleteWow, Rick - you continually surprise me with some of your finds... I love these old "blue records" from the mid-centruy. I had never heard of Phil Wildo, but will add him to my collection along with Ruth Wallis and Rusty Warren.
ReplyDeleteI guess I always find these so fun because they are such a fly on the face of "perfect America" that was trying to be projected at the time; kids having a party down in the Rumpus Room listening to Rock'n'Roll while the adults were upstairs listing to records like this. Even though we have always spicy records (I have some music that dates back to the 1910's and 20's), something about how these show the "untalked about" side of America is a real boon.
Keep it up my friend!
RBrysco - Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.
DeleteDick Cavett told of a friend, that when they were teenagers, the friend wanted try out getting a blowjob from the vacuum cleaner. The friend turned the vacuum on, stuck his willy in the vacuum’s nozzle and then pulled it out and ended up pissing all over the carpet.
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