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That garment is both hot, and funny. Sometimes that's a nice combo. Yes, the guy himself is very hot, and, since he's wearing what he's wearing, we can infer that he also has a great sense of humor. :-)
OMG, you guys!!! I try to start each day with a smile or a laugh. To Rad and the rest, you caught me off-guard and I quickly devolved into complete hysteria.
Now that I've regained some composure, that silly garment is a briefer example of men's swimsuits worn in the early 20th century. Back then they were made of wool jersey and later rayon, and would have been the reason I could not have gone to the beach or swimming pool. When wet they were heavy and clung to the body showing every sculpted part of a man's crotch. I would have had a interminable boner that might not have been appreciated or appreciated depending on the observer.
Somebody got the amusing idea that such would be "The NEXT Hot Thing". It looked ridiculous on a male and nobody had the guts to kill that style. Laughing as they shake their heads.
Crochet? Always light and airy AND a bit revealing. Think of the tanlines!
(looking right - looking left) "Ok, no one's paying attention. Now take your silly picture quickly"
10 seconds later, and a torn apart ridiculous crochet-swimwear : "This was the last time I indulged your fantasy at being the next Andy Warhol of your LGBT-BARBIE underground movement!".
Short version : how to ruin a day at the beach... :-)
20 comments:
So that when Grandma calls and asks how you like the plant hanger she macramed for you, you can respond with "Plant hanger?"
That garment is both hot, and funny. Sometimes that's a nice combo. Yes, the guy himself is very hot, and, since he's wearing what he's wearing, we can infer that he also has a great sense of humor. :-)
Perhaps to catch your eye and make you look at the person wearing it?
So he can say that he technically has on a bathing suit, while leaving nothing to the imagination.
I should add, and because those of us who knit and crochet get bored sometimes and need to create something silly. ;)
OMG, you guys!!! I try to start each day with a smile or a laugh. To Rad and the rest, you caught me off-guard and I quickly devolved into complete hysteria.
Now that I've regained some composure, that silly garment is a briefer example of men's swimsuits worn in the early 20th century. Back then they were made of wool jersey and later rayon, and would have been the reason I could not have gone to the beach or swimming pool. When wet they were heavy and clung to the body showing every sculpted part of a man's crotch. I would have had a interminable boner that might not have been appreciated or appreciated depending on the observer.
Search me? Even I wouldn't wear it. And I like letting it all hang out.
Looks like a woman's mashed-up one-piece / bikini. Yikes.
I'm so speechless in a negative way....
Somebody got the amusing idea that such would be "The NEXT Hot Thing". It looked ridiculous on a male and nobody had the guts to kill that style. Laughing as they shake their heads.
Crochet? Always light and airy AND a bit revealing. Think of the tanlines!
As I’m of an age that sadly can recall knitted swimwear for kids, I wonder what happens when this gets wet?
Regards all
🇬🇧 Bob
Scott from Massachusetts said.
LMAO, in reference to Mistress Maddie comment. Oh, and it's not my cup of tea, but hey if he's happy.
Since everything is covered, he wears the knit suit to obviously piss off the prudes at the beach. :)
(looking right - looking left) "Ok, no one's paying attention. Now take your silly picture quickly"
10 seconds later, and a torn apart ridiculous crochet-swimwear : "This was the last time I indulged your fantasy at being the next Andy Warhol of your LGBT-BARBIE underground movement!".
Short version : how to ruin a day at the beach... :-)
Why indeed!
I do believe he's wearing a woman's swimsuit...
He stole it from Kim Kardashian.
between the ironic and the disgusting.
Because SOME of us still have a shred of dignity left, thank you! 8D
Zimbo - *chuckle*
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