WARNING: This blog contains copious amounts of adult GAY material. If that's offensive to you, please leave now. All pix have been gleaned from the internets so, if you see a picture of yourself that you don't wish to have posted here, please leave a comment on the post and I will remove it with my apologies.

I REPEAT: If you see a picture of yourself that you don't wish to have posted here, please leave a comment on the post and I will remove it with my apologies.

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

2022.0420.0002...

Interesting Philosophical Gems:

"War is God's way of teaching
Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

"My favorite machine at the gym is
the vending machine." - Caroline Rhea

"How many people here have telekinetic powers?
Raise my hand." - Emo Philips

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze
pilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according
to your height." - Casey Stengel

"My opinions may have changed, but not the
fact that I'm right." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter,
hurried away." - Benjamin Franklin

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:
take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett

"The difference between stupidity and genius is
that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth
control are already born?" - Benny Hill

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and
a laxative on the same night." - Dave Barry

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.
Very few people die past that age." - George Burns

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is
that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson

"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that
money is desperately needed for political ads." - Andy Borowitz

"At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want
to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are
usually married to each other." - Ann Landers

4 comments:

  1. LOL. Some of those are very true!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Waterson and Burns both score. But... "The difference between stupidity and genius is
    that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein is my absolute favorite.

    Loved this. More of the same, please.

    ReplyDelete
  3. :-)
    Einstein's quote is so true. As to Ann Landers' one: if a couple can't have independence towards each other then it's no longer a couple, it's a ward/prisoner relation :-)

    ReplyDelete

Nice you must be or delete your ass I will.