Post-6116...

Thanks Glenn!

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!" 

Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut." 

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small, was it?" 

Sally replied, "No...Salty." 

Mum fainted.